On a different yet unexpectedly related note, if I had a nickel for every time I heard or read something along the lines of ‘death is inevitable because probability’, I could donate so much money to LEAF the IRS would start thinking they’re a bit too well off for a charity.

Oh, and with the rest of the money, I could buy LinkedIn and pay someone to finally give it a user interface you can look at without your eyes bleeding.

That being said, no matter how hard rejuvenation advocates strive to make a clear distinction between rejuvenation and immortality, nearly everyone keeps cheerfully swapping them around, largely convinced that two absolutely incompatible statements hold true at the same time, namely

- rejuvenation implies immortality, and
- probability grants you will die at some point, rejuvenation or not.

But that’s okay, really—I mean, people hold contradictory beliefs all the time. What pisses me off is that *statement ‘b’ is false*.

## Immortality buys the first round

You might be thinking I must be a few fries short of a happy meal, because after all, statement ‘b’ is only a special case of the more general statement ‘Given infinite time, anything that is possible, however unlikely, will eventually happen’. This is false too, by the way—if a special case is false, then the general case isn’t true either.

To be fair, among people who think both statements ‘a’ and ‘b’ are true, probably many intend immortality in a weaker sense than I do. To me, ‘immortal’ is somebody who *cannot* die, no matter what; to them, ‘immortal’ is just someone who doesn’t die of their own accord past a vaguely defined ‘best before’ date. I think using the word ‘immortality’ for the latter is wrong and misleading, but since surely most people will keep using it no matter how much I whine about it, I could agree to call ‘strong immortality’ the former and ‘weak immortality’ the latter. Weak immortality is thus what some people call ‘functional immortality’, ‘biological immortality’ or ‘amortality’—again, the property of a creature whose body doesn’t fall apart by default with the passing of time.

Quite frankly, I think strong immortality is not possible, because it implies that one’s chances of ever dying are exactly zero; or, if it is possible, I think it’s so far off that it’s not worth holding your breath.

Some are convinced the laws of probability say that, inevitably, the odds a living creature will die go up with the passing of time, and from this premise, they conclude rejuvenation (or weak immortality, if you really want to use the i-word) is a pointless goal: Sooner or later you will die anyway, so why bother with rejuvenation?

Well, apart from the fact that staying biologically young and healthy is a worthy goal regardless of how long you’ll live, as I was saying above it’s not true that probability makes your death inevitable: In fact, under certain circumstances death may become more and more unlikely with the passing of time. Whether or not we can produce these circumstances is a different matter, which we will also look into; my point here is debunking the myth that death is certain no matter what because probability says so. Another way of putting it is that if your goal is to never die, you don’t need strong immortality: You can be mortal and yet never die, so long as your death is a vanishingly unlikely event.

## Mathematics takes over the open mic stage

Maybe you’re used to think of probabilities in terms of percentages, but in statistics you generally use numbers between 0 and 1 instead, which is perfectly equivalent. Intuitively, a probability of 0 is 0%, 1 is 100%, 0.5 is 50%, and so on. That’s how we’re going to do it here.

We want to prove that death is not necessarily certain even given infinite time; in other words, we want to show that your probability of death over an infinite time can be less than 1. To do so, we need an expression for your probability of death over an infinite time; more precisely, we are going to need an expression for your probability of death over an infinite number of years, starting from the first year of your existence, which we say is year 1.

As you probably already know, nobody dies twice; in order for you to die in year 10, for example, ten distinct events must *all* happen: You must live through (or, equivalently, *not* die in) years 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and you must die in year 10.

On any given year, say year *n*, you have a certain overall probability of dying that takes into account your probability of death from all causes: accidents, murder, heart attacks, etc. All of these add up to a number between zero and one, which we call *d _{n}*, as in ‘chance of death in year

*n*’. This is your chance of dying in year

*n*on the assumption you have not died before; in other words,

*d*is the answer to the question: ‘Assuming you did not die in years 1, 2, 3, …,

_{n}*n*– 1, what is your chance of dying in year

*n*?’. Notice that this question is not the same as ‘What is your chance of not dying in years 1 through

*n*– 1

*and*dying in year

*n*?’ The reason is that the former assumes you already made it through the first

*n*– 1 years, and asks what are your chances of dying in year

*n*in such case; the latter makes no assumptions and asks what are your odds of making it through the first

*n*– 1 years

*and*not making it through the

*n*

^{th}year.

The answer to the second question is the probability that *n* events all happen, which is calculated as the product of the individual probabilities of each event.

Clearly, in a given year you either die or you don’t; these two events represent 100% of our options, so their probabilities sum up to 1. Thus, if *d _{k}* is your overall chance of dying in year

*k*, your chance of

*not*dying in year

*k*is 1 –

*d*.

_{k}Now we can calculate your chance of not dying up until year *n* – 1 and dying in year *n*; we call it *D _{n}* and it is

*D _{n}* = (1 –

*d*)×(1 –

_{1}*d*)×(1 –

_{2}*d*)×…×(1 –

_{3}*d*)×

_{n – 1}*d*.

_{n}For example, we have *D _{1}* =

*d*(because you didn’t exist before year 1 and therefore couldn’t die before then), and

_{1}*D*= (1 –

_{4}*d*)×(1 –

_{1}*d*)×(1 –

_{2}*d*)×

_{3}*d*.

_{4}Each *D _{n}* is the chance of a specific combination of events happening, namely your living through years 1 to

*n*– 1 and dying in year

*n*. Obviously, only one of these event combinations can happen, because as said you don’t die twice. For example, you either live through years from 1 to 5 and die in year 6, or live through years 1 to 10 and die in year 11, but not both.

The question ‘What is the chance that you will ever die, given infinite time?’ can thus be restated in a more verbose, but more accurate, way: ‘What is the chance that you will die in year 1, *or* live through year 1 and die in year 2, *or* live through years 1 and 2 and die in year 3, …’ and so on, ad infinitum.

While you multiply together the probability of individual events to find out the probability that they will *all* happen, you add together their probabilities when you want to find out the probability that only one of them happens. (Technically, from the result you should subtract the probability that any combinations of them happen, but in our case this probability is exactly zero, because as said death can happen only once, so there’s nothing to subtract.) We call this chance *D _{∞}*, and it is

*D _{∞}* =

*D*+

_{1}*D*+

_{2}*D*+ … +

_{3}*D*+

_{k}*D*+ …

_{k + 1}all the way up to infinity. There is a more convenient way to write the sum of infinitely many terms, which is this:

So, instead of writing *D _{∞}* as the long sum in the middle, we express it as the Σ (‘sigma’) thingy on the right. They mean the exact same thing.

Alright, so now we have an expression for your probability of dying over an infinite time, *D _{∞}*, and we want to show it can be less than 1. This might seem absurd to you: How can an infinite sum be less than 1? Shouldn’t it always be infinity? No. A sum of infinitely many terms is called a

*series*. If a series happens to add up to a finite value, it is said to be

*convergent*; if it blows up to infinity, it is said to be

*divergent*. I know it seems strange; welcome to maths.

In order to get to the desired result, let’s first notice that the series *D _{∞}* is actually

*always*smaller than another series. Remember that

*D*is just the sum of infinitely many

_{∞}*D*’s, and each

_{k}*D*is equal to the product

_{k}(1 – *d _{1}*)×(1 –

*d*)×(1 –

_{2}*d*)×…×(1 –

_{3}*d*)×

_{k – 1}*d*.

_{k}All the terms in these products are larger than zero and at most 1, which means that when we multiply something by any of them, this something won’t get any larger; if anything, it could get smaller. In other words, the term

(1 – *d _{1}*)×(1 –

*d*)×(1 –

_{2}*d*)×…×(1 –

_{3}*d*)×

_{k – 1}*d*

_{k}isn’t any larger, and is possibly smaller, than

(1 – *d _{2}*)×(1 –

*d*)×…×(1 –

_{3}*d*)×

_{k – 1}*d*,

_{k}and if we iterate this reasoning, we see that ultimately

(1 – *d _{1}*)×(1 –

*d*)×(1 –

_{2}*d*)×…×(1 –

_{3}*d*)×

_{k – 1}*d*

_{k}isn’t any larger, and is possibly smaller, than *d _{k}*. This means that

*D*is no larger than

_{1}*d*,

_{1}*D*is no larger than

_{2}*d*, and so on. Therefore, the sum of all

_{2}*D*’s (that is,

_{k}*D*) is no larger than the sum of all

_{∞}*d*’s. In symbols,

_{k}which means **your probability of ever dying is always smaller than (or equal to) the sum on the right**. If that sum could ever be smaller than 1, we would be done. Can it?

Note that the sum on the right is the sum of all your overall yearly probabilities of death—that is, the sum of your probability of dying in year *k* on the assumption you safely made it through all years until year number *k* – 1, for each *k*. Suppose that, thanks to technology, the elimination of ageing, and so on, we were able to reduce these probabilities each year in a very specific way, that is according to the formula

where *p* is any number larger than 2. (You’ll understand why in a moment.). What would happen then? Let’s just plug the expression for *d _{k}* in the expression for

*D*and we’ll find out.

_{∞}Remembering that the term on the far right is just a seriously long sum, we can rewrite it like this:

So, ultimately we get

Now look at the sum on the far right again—only the sum, forget 6 divided by π^{p}. That is a known convergent series, and it adds up to *π*^{2} divided by 6. This means the following:

Now you see why I required that *p* be larger than 2: This way, *p* – 2 is always larger than 0, which in turn means that π^{p – 2} is *always* larger than 1, and thus the whole fraction is *smaller than 1*. Therefore, *D _{∞}*, that is your probability of dying over an infinite time, is less than 1. Furthermore, the larger

*p*is, the smaller

*D*will be, which means that

_{∞}**if we were able to make your yearly overall probability of death decrease faster and faster as time passes, your chance of ever dying would become smaller and smaller**, though it would

*never*be exactly zero. This means that, over an infinite time, you

*might*die, but it would not be very likely.

On top of that, if we assume you safely made it through 5000 years, then your probability of ever dying past that point would be only

which is clearly less than *D _{∞}*, as it is only part of it. More generally, if you make it through the first

*n*years, your probability of ever dying past year

*n*is

The stuff above is called the *tail* of a series. In particular, this one is the tail of the series *D _{∞}*, which we know is convergent, since whatever it adds up to, it is less than 1 divided by

*π*. So it is the tail of a convergent series. The tail of a convergent series has an interesting property: as

^{p – 2}*n*grows larger, the tail tends to zero. In other words: Under these circumstances,

**the longer you lived, the closer to zero your chances of ever dying would get (though they would never be exactly zero)**.

This, mind you, is true *if* we can make it so that your yearly probability of dying decreases each year according to our formula—or, more generally, in any other way such that the sum of all these probabilities is a series converging to less than 1; and this, make no mistake, is no small if.

## Go home maths, you’re drunk. Rejuvenation will take care of you.

Before we send maths on its way, it’s important to notice that our assumption of a decreasing overall yearly probability of death is *crucial* to the reasoning. If we assumed this probability was constant, for example, then no matter how small it was, you’d be royally screwed, as your probability of ever dying over infinite time would then be exactly 1. Indeed, say that each year you have a probability of dying of *d*, of which we require to be just any number larger than zero and at most 1. Then, your probability of living through years 1 to *n* – 1 and dying in year *n* would be

*D _{n}* = (1 –

*d*)×(1 –

*d*)×(1 –

*d*)×…×(1 –

*d*)×

*d*,

where the term (1 – *d*) appears *n* – 1 times, ultimately yielding

*D _{n}* = (1 –

*d*)

^{n – 1}×

*d*.

At this point, *D _{∞}* would be

where we factored *d* out just like we have done before in a similar case. Now, the series on the right is called a geometric series, and if (1 – *d*) happens (as it does) to be smaller than 1, then the whole thing will add up to 1 divided by 1 – (1 – *d*). That is,

As I was saying, royally screwed. You can imagine that, if your yearly overall probability of dying is not a constant but it increases instead, then you’re even more screwed—and this, by the way, is exactly what happens because of ageing. In this very moment, as things stand, your probability of dying goes up as time passes. Sorry about that.

But let’s not get all doom and gloom about it, and rather, let’s focus on another question. We established that, *if* we can make your overall yearly death probability decrease fast enough, then death is no longer a certainty and can even become increasingly unlikely. So, can we accomplish this? Hard to say.

The good news is, if we managed to eradicate age-related diseases, if nothing else your probability of death wouldn’t go up by default with the passing of time. I’ve done some digging on the Internet and I found a few informal calculations about how long the average lifespan would become if ‘natural’ causes of death were eliminated altogether; estimates vary, although they all talk about centuries. In particular, this article on Gizmodo discusses a statistical simulation according to which if all ‘natural’ causes of death were taken out of the equation and the only remaining causes of death were things like accidents, murders, etc, then the average lifespan (in the US) would be **8,938 years**. (There’s also a fabled calculation apparently made by an insurance company, or something like that, according to which the average lifespan would be ‘only’ about 800 years; I say fabled because I’ve heard about it several times, and I was told about it by more than one person, but no one had the source and I wasn’t able to find it. If you happen to know where I can find it, please let me know, and I’ll update this post.)

Now, 8,938 (or even 800) years is a bloody long time, but it is not ‘forever’; however, you have to take into account that the fine chaps who made the simulation did not take into account how much we might be able to reduce the chances of ‘non-natural’ death over the course of almost 9000 years, and they didn’t do it for a very good reason: They don’t know if, when, and how much the chances of specific death causes are going to decrease. Taking wild guesses at it would introduce far too much uncertainty in the calculations to make them any useful. Regardless, it is perfectly safe to assume that over the course of such long lifespans, we’ll have figured out a way to make cars safer, for example, and thus reduce the chances of dying in a car accident. To be perfectly frank, that’s already happening with self-driving cars, and it is quite possible that within a couple hundred years cars will have been replaced by something else entirely.

Similarly, we can expect other possible causes of death will be either mitigated or eliminated altogether, pushing the average lifespan up and up while you still are alive—though, meanwhile, entirely new causes of death might appear. We are nothing but extremely complex pieces of biological machinery, and the more complex something is, the more numerous the things in it that can go wrong. (And yes, even if we became non-biological machines, technology through and through, as some people would like, we could still be destroyed or irreparably damaged. *Could*, but not necessarily *would*.)

On top of that, we can’t know for a fact if an unexpected world war, or a pandemic, will break out and push up everybody’s chances of death, or on a grander scale, we don’t know for a fact if the heat death of the universe will happen or not, or if we’ll have figured out ways around it by then.

In my opinion, the hard bit will not be making our death chances decrease fast enough; the hard bit will be making sure they keep decreasing fast enough forever without any significant oscillations. If the general trend of your death chances over an infinite time is a negative one (i.e., overall your chances keep going down all the time), relatively short periods of time during which your odds of death stay constant or even go up can be okay—if these odds aren’t too high to begin with. For example, if you had a 0.5% chance of death each year for just five years and then the chance went down again, most probably (but not certainly) you’d safely make it through those five years alive and you could look forward to a very long life. If this period of constant death chance was much longer than five years, your odds would be worse. However, there’s no way to know for a fact that we’ll be able to maintain a general downwards trend indefinitely, so, sorry, neither I nor anyone else can promise you with 100% certainty that you will never die, if that’s what you were hoping for. Then again, death isn’t necessarily the mathematical certainty some people would like to pass it for, which is all I wanted to show with this article, and just in case someone decides to interpret it the wrong way, let me stress again what this article *doesn’t* do. It

**does not**claim strong immortality is possible;**does not**prove you (or anyone else) will never die/live forever;**does not**prove that we will necessarily be able to constantly reduce anyone’s death chances enough to make their death over an infinite time extremely unlikely. It’s possible, but not certain;**is not**a great discovery or anything like that. What you just read is basically a simple Calculus 101 exercise.

I also care to emphasise that I’m not flawless or always right, so if a fellow mathematician spotted a mistake in my reasoning, I’d be happy to correct it. Meanwhile, be careful out there, and try not to make your chances of death any larger than they have to be—so don’t browse LinkedIn for too long, ’cause bleeding eyes aren’t good for you.